Yo mama is so stupid she ate cheerios in the superbowl
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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Sun Jun 3 18:14:10 2007
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Wed Dec 19 17:33:44 2007
no no no no no no no its like this......
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a rainbow skittles popped out
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Mon Dec 24 18:49:40 2007
hey theres two persons there names are stupid and manners they were drinking beer so the police stop them and told him whats your name he said stupid what is your real name stupid where are your manners ho him he is at the back
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Wed Dec 26 17:27:03 2007
Yo mama so stupid that when she walked past the YMCA, she said "Oh, look! They spelled Macy''s wrong!"
Beat that!
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Sun Dec 30 17:23:59 2007
Yo mama''s so old... that when Moses parted the red sea, she was fishin'' on the other side!
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give moose a home and put him in your signature.
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Mon Dec 31 19:49:31 2007
yo momma so fat that 30 men have to help her take one step
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Tue Jan 1 18:01:57 2008
YOUR MAMA IS SO OLD JESUS SIGNED HER YEAR BOOK
YOUR MAMA SO OLD WHEN U FARTED DUST FLEW OUT
YOUR MAMA SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCK IN A FOOD MARKET AND STARVED TO DEATH
YOUR MAMA SO BIG MOSES THOUGHT SHE WAS THE ARK
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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Thu Jan 24 03:29:38 2008
Yo Momma so stuiped she sat on the tv and whatched the couch.
AKAWolfgurl GRRR!!!!!!
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Tue Jan 29 23:51:24 2008
all rite first of all its noah''s ark not moses''s ark. second of all beats this...
yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down
yo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please
yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke
yo mama so nasty she gotta creep up on bath water
all rite i dont think anyone can beat those jokes!!
go ''head try.
yo yo yo wat it is dawgs im a straight up comedian but i get serious sumtimes. so dont mess wit me in a negetive way. Peace out homie!
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